Can those costumes be tighter, have more sequins and feather boas – And that is just the men! Yes it is ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ on the BBC. We are on ‘Strictly Eurovision’ watch following Eurovision commentator Scott Mills and Blue’s Simon Webbe (Woof)!
Scott Mills took to the dance floor last night shaking his hips to Robbie William’s ‘Rock DJ’. What did the judges think of the performance?
Len said ” A dance better on the radio…no rhythm or footwork” – OUCH!! – Score 5 Points
Bruno chanted “Erotic and Euphoric – more Neurotic” – Score 5 Points
Craig scowled ” The zimmer frame has more movement” – HeHe – Score 2 Points
Darcy tried to recover the situation with “Better in the nightclub than in the ballroom” – Score 4 Points
That total score of 16 points had Scott at the bottom of the leader board from Friday night’s performance.
Our comments on Scott’s performance
Well we thought that Bonnie Tyler’s ‘Stannah stairlift’ on the stage in Malmo that took her to the roof at Eurovision, had more movement and rhythm than Scott Mills’ performance. If he dances like that again then we must insist he ‘Don’t play that song again’ and learn how to ‘Shake It’. Could do so much better. Our Score 3 Points
Simon Webbe was busting the Jive to ‘Good Golly Miss Molly (Smitten Downs – I couldn’t resist)’
What did the judges say?
Craig – “You were pounding the floor or you will get shin splints Darling” – Score 6 Points
Darcy – “You have flair” – Score 7 Points
Len – “Liked your flicks, kicks and tricks” – Score 7 Points
Bruno – “You were like a frisky rabbit” – Score 7 Points
That gave Simon a total score of 27 points.
Our comments of Simon performance
It was ‘Blue, Blue, Blue Johnny Blue’. Never mind the ‘Lady in Red’ we were concentrating on Simon’s red suit that we are sure could be seen from space. We think that it was ‘Ooh Aah Just A Little Bit’ and there is more to come from Simon. Our Score 7 Points
So after all 15 couples had performed Simon was in joint 3rd place on 27 points and Scott was last on 16 points. All scores are out of a possible 40 points.
Our Eurovision men will be back next week for there second performance!
What did you think of Simon and Scott’s performances?
Author/Editor in Chief Garrett Mulhall
Source : Eurovision Ireland